| aye? i've heard from a bloke down the pub that knows a bloke who's cousin works at Burger King that they're going to buy Lionel Messi for two pounds three shillings and sixpence, and they're giving Ronaldo to Real Madrid in exchange for some dirty pictures of Bernd Schuster's sister. also, Sir Alex Ferguson is just going to play full back himself next season, as Rio Ferdinand is pish. |