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Old 03-15-2006, 03:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Question Brain Food!!

  • A man drives down the motorway at 65mph
  • He passes 3 cars going 70mph
  • He gets pulled over by a policemen!
  • And is issued with a ticket!!!
WHY????


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Old 03-15-2006, 05:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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  • A man drives down the motorway at 65mph
  • He passes 3 cars going 70mph
  • He gets pulled over by a policemen!
  • And is issued with a ticket!!!
WHY????
Surely he wasnt doing 65 if he passed cars going 70. His speedo was broke
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this is so easy...


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I was going to say he was passing the car going the wrong way. Hehe


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Old 03-16-2006, 03:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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this is so easy...
Gotta start on an easy one!!!


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So whats the answer?


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