[goldenHuddlestone]

James Harper has revealed he gave himself diarrhoea during Reading's 1-0 win over Derby on Sunday after under-cooking his pre-match fry-up.

Harper treats himself to a full English before every Premier League game - but this time the midfielder botched his bangers.

Harper said: "I have a fry up before every game. I usually go to Sainsbury's or Asda but on Sunday I did one for myself. But I did not cook the sausages enough and I had the s***s and felt sick.

"I thought I was going to die and could not even run.

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I thought I'd have to come off at half-time, but in the second half I started to feel better.

"I had to go home and cook more sausages just to prove I could do it right.

"I used to have porridge before games but now I have bacon, eggs and sausages - a mega breakfast. People will say it is not good preparation but I feel great on it."

[theo kawala]

Haha poor lad, but funny.